oh Britney....

girl you got to pull it together! You got kids now. Sure we all fall and screw up but most of us don't have every stinking moment of their life captured by papparazzi. Even Lindsey, Paris, and Nicole have started to clean it up.

Stop the all nighters and hoochie mama nonsense. Get a shower and find some makeup. Lord knows it's not a money thing. And for God sakes woman, have some decency. Put on some freakin panties! No one wants to see your bits and pieces anymore.