my belly fat has something to say

Why on earth did you think belly dancing would be an optimal way to awaken the muscles I bury within? I'd gotten rather comfy these past few years.
Let's get something straight here.....I have no intention of making it easy for you to get rid of me. There will be none of that "fat melting" here. Honestly, if this silly belly dancing is to continue, at least stop looking like a flailing fish outta water. Svelte, sensuous moves are a LONG way off.

yours truly,
belly fat