Diarrhea of the mouth

Men should have a warning label that is clearly visible to all women. It should read:When it means something I promise the only words that will fall out of my mouth will be idiotic no matter how much I try to stop it. That way when it happens we won't be surprised. I was under the impression that if you were a true friend you might actually have sympathy for a friend in their time of need no matter how annoying, boring, etc. Clearly Lady Chicago has had an impact on this particular friend if you get my drift.