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Why is it when I decide to not wear jeans and pull my hair in a ponytail, I must have a hot date or something is wrong. Is it simply impossible that I might like to look nice for, say, myself? Everyone's eyes pop like I'm a monster the rest of the time. It's just some freakin' mascara and a pair of heels. Good God, I would hate to see what the world might say if they saw me in some formal attire.