Commando
I'm a busy girl. I dont have time for a lot of things, like making my apartment spotless and feeding the poor. I do, or rather I should, have time to wash some undies.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am ashamed to admit...I have no clean underwear, or swimsuit bottoms to wear. Yes, I said swimsuit bottoms. I went there yesterday and yet still, I did not wash clothes. Given the severity of this problem, I refuse, absolutely refuse to reuse unwashed garments. I have some sense of pride left. Not much, but some.
I have no options other than the obvious. It's going to have to be a LONG maxi dress and some confidence today. I cringe at my ridiculous mistake. I mean who forgets to wash underwear when you wore a swimsuit bottom to work AND an event planning meeting?! (Besides me)
Note to self: wash clothes ASAP and get a bigger underwear stash.
2 Comments:
one of the things i have learned in middle age: underwear is useless.
i simply don't bother.
laundry liberation!
guess what? I'm a massage therapist and if I told you the amount of people who admit - they don't wear any you would be shocked. Seriously. Let's get rid of them.
LOL
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