Damn it Elvis!

I wanted to be bitter and not be in the Christmas spirit. You see, I've worked in various aspects of retail for the past 10 years and the Christmas spirit has been all but beaten out of me. I don't like all the hoopla. Cranky kids, bitchy shoppers, rude people shoving and pushing in the stores drives me insane.

Oh but today, Elvis was singing "I'll Have a Blue Christmas." I wanted to be pissy but that velvetey Elvis melted my black little heart. Damn, he's good.