Idiots ring twice

At work we have a loading dock where people come to pick up their merchandise and load it into their vehicles. You can always tell what kinda person they are by how many times they ring the service bell. A solitary ring indicates a somewhat patient person who understands you have other responsibilities and do not magically wiggle your nose and appear at the back door. This can be followed by another ring about 5 minutes later which means maybe you forgot I was back here and I can just refresh that thought. It's the ones that hold down the damned button or push it 5 times in a row that you wanna kill. Usually setting off the alarm makes them pop a poop brick and the world is right again as I laugh out loud.

Today the double rings were abundant. I let them stand in the rain on purpose. That'll teach ya to touch the freaking bell bastard.