it stinks down here

I'm having one of those days today. The one where your hormones are out of balance and everything stresses you out. I was out of my store for 3 days on business helping another team member out. I come back to piles of crap EVERYWHERE. I feel like nothing has gotten done in my absence. All of the chocolate is gone from my office. Some lady actually threw her freaking coupon at me today too. I wanted to reach over the counter and give her the nastiest papercut in her eye and then laugh.

And I'm depressed about the last dating incident. I feel like such a loser. Who finds weirdos like that? I must have a big flashing sign above me that says I eat worms and like them. I don't know. I never thought having such a bad date could be so detrimental to your self esteem. One of my friends said I should re-evaluate my dating pool. That's just it though. They have all been seemingly normal, independent, attractive men with steady jobs and a career path. I mean if you lower the standard any further you might as well not have any standards at all.

Scoot over Oscar (the grouch). I need some room to wallow. I may be down here awhile.